Anyone who has seen me in the last two weeks will be delighted to know that I cut off that mess of hair. There might not have actually been ten pounds, but I couldn't run and jump over the pile of hair that I swept up afterwards. I would have taken before and after photos, but when I got out of the shower this morning, I had my hair combed back in a very non-photogenic style.
I also trimmed those wild onions that provided such a convenient handle last weekend. I will have to remember to keep my beard short whenever there are eight year olds around.
Instead of grooming to protect yourself from eight-year-olds, you should punch one of those eight-year-olds. That eight-year-old also got a hair cut--about three inches. We think we might should have gone more.
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