I would like to thank Al Gore for both the warm weather we are having now and the chance to publish a story about it. If he had not invented global warming and the internet, you would not be able to read this tale.
One day last week I was driving to work with my roof open. Sixty degree weather is a welcome relief from the usual bone chilling February temperatures. As I was driving along the interstate, I heard a loud noise. I frantically looked around trying to find the source of the disturbance, hoping that Betty was not making that noise. There were no cars around me, so my fears of a wreck were temporarily relieved. But then I looked up and the entire window was filled by the belly of a plane. I was a little bit terrified. It looked close enough that if I had stuck my hand out of the window that I would have been able to touch it. I should probably point out that I was driving passed the airport when this happened. Thankfully the plane past over me and as far as I know landed safely. Despite my fear, I was able to control my bladder and arrive at work unscathed. And then I found five dollars.
global warning, internet, five dollars--hee hee hee
ReplyDeleteYou're so sunny
ReplyDelete"passed" not "past," but I love you anyway.
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