Far from Humorous Anecdote from Work

Tuesday morning when I had completed my day's work, I reached up and hit the pause button on my music.  Due to my overwhelming laziness, I never actually turn off my mp3 player.  I just pause it, then 10 minutes later, it turns itself off.  I must have double clicked it that morning because when I turned it on Tuesday night the battery was dead.  It had just enough juice to play half of a song.  For the rest of my shift, I was condemned to silence.  I still had that half a song in my head, so for the next half hour I sang The Humpty Dance.  After I had all the Digital Underground that I could take, I remembered that right before work I told the story of this youtube, first time I heard Call Me Maybe.  Warning that video is as disturbing as it is hilarious.  It did not take long for me to realize my mistake.  While I know most of the words to Humpty Dance, I only know a couple of lines from Call Me Maybe.  Those two songs echoed through my empty skull for a couple of hours until I died of samesongation.  It was the longest 8 hours ever.